Farhasrill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient dolphin.

Farhasrill created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Farhasrill, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farhasrill, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Farhasrill's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Farhasrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never wear yellow tights.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat melons.