Gonbepquat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable goose.

Gonbepquat created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gonbepquat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gonbepquat, she will be very unhappy.

Gonbepquat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gonbepquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gonbepquat.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.