Huncudfen is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, selfish duck.
Huncudfen created matter six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Huncudfen, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Huncudfen, he will jump up and down on your head.
Huncudfen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Huncudfen's Holy Commandments
1. Hide from violet gulls for they are unholy.
2. Always help sick foxes.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Worship no other gods but Huncudfen.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.