Mobruttik is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil clam.

Mobruttik created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobruttik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobruttik, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mobruttik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mobruttik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not take Mobruttik's name in vain.

5. Mobruttik must be the most important thing in your life.