Bafhommetdun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing zebra.

Bafhommetdun created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafhommetdun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bafhommetdun, she will laugh at you.

Bafhommetdun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bafhommetdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.