Yokwegnut is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, grumpy armadillo.

Yokwegnut created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yokwegnut, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokwegnut, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yokwegnut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yokwegnut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yokwegnut on top of all buildings.