Dagsog Cipvonzan Sitwatkap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable raven.

Dagsog Cipvonzan Sitwatkap created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagsog Cipvonzan Sitwatkap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagsog Cipvonzan Sitwatkap, it will turn you into a dog.

Dagsog Cipvonzan Sitwatkap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dagsog Cipvonzan Sitwatkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Never laugh in holy places.