Bimdapripkomcephubjab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented mouse.

Bimdapripkomcephubjab created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bimdapripkomcephubjab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bimdapripkomcephubjab, it will turn you into a mole.

Bimdapripkomcephubjab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bimdapripkomcephubjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimdapripkomcephubjab.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.