Cadlakkon Bifdanmon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying bee.

Cadlakkon Bifdanmon created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadlakkon Bifdanmon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cadlakkon Bifdanmon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cadlakkon Bifdanmon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cadlakkon Bifdanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always obey Cadlakkon Bifdanmon's priests.

5. Never feed oranges to otters while wearing purple hats.