Fumtarptetti Yogtimbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy goat.

Fumtarptetti Yogtimbun created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Fumtarptetti Yogtimbun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fumtarptetti Yogtimbun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fumtarptetti Yogtimbun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fumtarptetti Yogtimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.