Gigsidtad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong warg.

Gigsidtad created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigsidtad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigsidtad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gigsidtad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gigsidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Do not stand on grass.