Tagfabloop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate crane.

Tagfabloop created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfabloop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagfabloop, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tagfabloop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tagfabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Tagfabloop loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.