Cussgarsan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sage pigeon.

Cussgarsan created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussgarsan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cussgarsan, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cussgarsan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cussgarsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about nebulae.