Camlarpgessvegrannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Camlarpgessvegrannurt created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camlarpgessvegrannurt, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Camlarpgessvegrannurt, it will turn you into a rock.

Camlarpgessvegrannurt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Camlarpgessvegrannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.