Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak whale.

Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib, he will not invite you to parties.

Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Retreat if nine otters approach from the east.

4. Ganfebwotdamflatlimrulpib loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.