Dagnibvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain shark.

Dagnibvonk created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dagnibvonk, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dagnibvonk, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dagnibvonk's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dagnibvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.