Arnlistxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, slow hedgehog.

Arnlistxuck created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlistxuck, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arnlistxuck, it will destroy your home solar system.

Arnlistxuck's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Arnlistxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Retreat if five great tits approach from the north.