Dibminfonhun is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable dragonfly.
Dibminfonhun created an atom eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Dibminfonhun, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in Dibminfonhun, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Dibminfonhun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Dibminfonhun's Holy Commandments
1. Put Dibminfonhun first in all things.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibminfonhun.
3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.