Targdonren is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous hyena.

Targdonren created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targdonren, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targdonren, she will come to you in dreams.

Targdonren's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Targdonren's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always obey Targdonren's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never pour water over plants.