Getfutnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional raccoon.

Getfutnurl created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getfutnurl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getfutnurl, she will turn you into a mole.

Getfutnurl's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Getfutnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never jump in the presence of horses.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Run away if five hamsters approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.