Quartdavyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Quartdavyarl created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartdavyarl, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quartdavyarl, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quartdavyarl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quartdavyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Quartdavyarl's priests.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Retreat if six horses approach from the north.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.