Sug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, clever crane.

Sug created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sug, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Sug.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sug.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.