Vinfigven is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful wombat.

Vinfigven created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinfigven, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vinfigven, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinfigven's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vinfigven's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Vinfigven must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.