Binbabfem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate swan.

Binbabfem created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Binbabfem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binbabfem, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Binbabfem's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Binbabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Binbabfem.