Flagcuttip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Flagcuttip created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcuttip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flagcuttip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Flagcuttip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flagcuttip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flagcuttip.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.