Nullkipsand is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous unicorn.

Nullkipsand created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Nullkipsand, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullkipsand, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nullkipsand's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nullkipsand's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away if four dogs approach from the north.