Habqueegnell is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil snake.

Habqueegnell created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habqueegnell, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Habqueegnell, it will torture you forever.

Habqueegnell's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Habqueegnell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Habqueegnell on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.