Sancutnak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable ant.

Sancutnak created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sancutnak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sancutnak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sancutnak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sancutnak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not take Sancutnak's name in vain.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Worship no other gods but Sancutnak.