Kanminfar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous crane.

Kanminfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanminfar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kanminfar, it will strike you with lightening.

Kanminfar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kanminfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kanminfar's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Kanminfar loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect your elders.