Ladlipgidgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate rhinoceros.

Ladlipgidgun created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladlipgidgun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ladlipgidgun, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ladlipgidgun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ladlipgidgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.