Likkambegdad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, weak giraffe.

Likkambegdad created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likkambegdad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likkambegdad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Likkambegdad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Likkambegdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Likkambegdad.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Run away from fawn mice, for they are unholy.