Bogsitfiddon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical walrus.

Bogsitfiddon created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogsitfiddon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogsitfiddon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bogsitfiddon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bogsitfiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Do not take Bogsitfiddon's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.