Vidkimcumkin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, passionate fish.

Vidkimcumkin created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidkimcumkin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vidkimcumkin, it will curse you with boils.

Vidkimcumkin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Vidkimcumkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vidkimcumkin's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Never wear stockings.