Kimkip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, flying crocodile.

Kimkip created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimkip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kimkip, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Kimkip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Kimkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kimkip.