Ganbatdog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil centipede.

Ganbatdog created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganbatdog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganbatdog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ganbatdog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ganbatdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never jump near cats.