Negmatgan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful bee.

Negmatgan created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negmatgan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negmatgan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Negmatgan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Negmatgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your back indigo.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not make images of living things.