Bonbissved is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable yak.

Bonbissved created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbissved, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonbissved, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bonbissved's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bonbissved's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. You must love Bonbissved.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Bonbissved.