Bugcibbad is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic warg.
Bugcibbad created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Bugcibbad, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Bugcibbad, it will come to you in dreams.
Bugcibbad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Bugcibbad's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Do not dye your hair indigo.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Always pray immersed in water.