Vabbifvan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured mouse.

Vabbifvan created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbifvan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabbifvan, he will turn you into a snail.

Vabbifvan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vabbifvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.