Rotqueeggep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate chicken.

Rotqueeggep created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rotqueeggep, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotqueeggep, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rotqueeggep's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rotqueeggep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.