Vabnegven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient faun.

Vabnegven created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabnegven, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabnegven, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vabnegven's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vabnegven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from black tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Vabnegven must be the most important thing in your life.