Gubtad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish yak.

Gubtad created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubtad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gubtad, she will turn you into a duck.

Gubtad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gubtad on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.