Hatzedpad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident mink.

Hatzedpad created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatzedpad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hatzedpad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hatzedpad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hatzedpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Hide if eight eagles approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.