Hinsagsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident newt.

Hinsagsaw created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinsagsaw, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinsagsaw, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Hinsagsaw's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hinsagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hinsagsaw first in all things.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hinsagsaw on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed aubergines to swans while wearing yellow shorts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinsagsaw.