Fudlimhan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable snail.

Fudlimhan created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlimhan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudlimhan, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fudlimhan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fudlimhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to pigs while wearing cyan rings.

2. You must pray to Fudlimhan seven times a day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.