Benkiport is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome hippopotamus.

Benkiport created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benkiport, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Benkiport, it will manifest in front of you.

Benkiport's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Benkiport's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benkiport.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.