Fligfotarmnegyartlagquaf is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying hyena.
Fligfotarmnegyartlagquaf created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Fligfotarmnegyartlagquaf, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Fligfotarmnegyartlagquaf, it will be very unhappy.
Fligfotarmnegyartlagquaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Fligfotarmnegyartlagquaf's Holy Commandments
1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never hurt hamsters.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not wear pink clothing.