Jadcussleg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless gerbil.

Jadcussleg created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Jadcussleg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadcussleg, she will turn you into a goat.

Jadcussleg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jadcussleg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three swans approach from the south.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never eat grapes.