Yart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty wyrm.

Yart created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yart, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yart's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.