Podsasomt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful pigeon.

Podsasomt created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Podsasomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Podsasomt, she will cry a lot.

Podsasomt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Podsasomt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow doves, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help mice in need.